Manis

sweet/ suweeeet~
मीठा
dolce

Assalammualaikum and saludos to all.

Dah, cukup manis.
Sambung type.
Dah.
Sambung type lagi.
Terlalu manis pulak

Stop this manis/dolce/suweet taughts of yours.
Kejap/pause [II]
This is something yang positive dan menarik.
Jangan fikir banyak
dan apsal nak rewind [<] ?
Hit butang play [>]
Tapi silap tekan button.
Which button?
Its OFF.


Bwahaha...

Dah. Dah ON balik.

Alt + F4

Scroll down.
> to
Another blog.
*Ketawa*

Scroll down.
>to
Another blog.
*sengih*

Scroll down.
>to
Another blog.
*speechless dan takde perasaan*

Yes, literary I do bloghoping.

Sorry, i skipped yours. Boleh ke?

Maka/ sebab it irks me.

I know that it may be hard to believe at times

The past is the past.
It can't be undone.

The f u t u r e is what matters.

TomCat si Wallace

Nama saya Wallace.
Saya gumuks macam garfield.
Saya taiko dikalangan Tomcats di Damansara.
Saya suka tengok cita cina.
Credit: To Lady L.V. Tq for the pic. Nasib baik still in ur old blog kan..

Coffee

Yay!

Its coffee time.
This c o f f e e is for you :)

Tragedi Monyet Menyerang

Masih lagi berdiri di lokasi yang sama tapi dengan keadaan yang menjenguk-jenguk lauk pauk, ada beberapa orang gadis sedang menolak-nolak Cik Coach lantas orang yang dihadapan Cik Coach juga terkehadapan. Macam Domino. Bwahaha.

Jeling tajam. 'Jangan tolaklah... tak nampak ke orang tengah beratur? I pun lapar okay'

Tak sampai beberapa minit, line semakin panjang dan gadis-gadis tersebut semakin mengasak untuk mengambil nasi.

Baru buka mulut nak sound..

Tiba-tiba...

"Err... Akak.. Akak ke yang kuar TV hari tu." Seorang freshie bertanya dan rasanya diorang ni dari kolej sebelah.

I diam tapi senyum dan angguk sebab... alahai, i'm wearing nothing yg mencerminkan seorang mantan pemimpin.. t shirt tulis-tulis "Guadalupe n Haiti" berserta cardigan hitam. Kaler tudung pun tak matching. Memang hippiesla Cik Coach hari ni. Macam manelah si adik ni boleh perasan.

"Saya takut nak tegur akak"

"La... tegur je la dik. Akak bukan makan orang pun. Tapi kalau orang tolak-tolak macam tadi, memang makan oranglah jawabnya.Kenapa takut?" Harap-harap orang yang tolak tadi perasan.. Jangan nak tolak-tolak ketika orang beratur. Perlu faham sindiran I.

"Muka akak serious. Macam tengah berfikir... Kami takut nak tegur."

"Lain kali kalo jumpa tepi jalan, or even kat mana-mana, boleh je tegur akak ye" *Buat muka suweeeet ala-ala senior sem 7yang protective*

Okay perbualan kami meleret-leret sampai freshie ni tanak berhenti. I lapar. Perut sedari tadi nyanyi jazz terus ke keroncong.

Nak dijadikan cerita..

On the way mendaki bukit nak balik ke kolej, ada sekumpulan monyets sedang berlari-lari.Wah, rupa-rupanya the monyets dah target my plastic beg yang ada makanan ni. Tindakan pantas yang selalu dibuat ialah, cari jalan lain dan berjalan dengan had laju maksimum.

Jalan lagi satu dilalui. Opss.. Mak!

The other Monyets pun ada kat situ. Kurenglah..
Habis I lari-lari selamatkan diri dan yang paling penting nasi bungkus yang terpaksa berebut tadi juga disorok-sorok.

I lari.

Lari lagi laju.

Sampai dibilik, roomate tanya.. kenapa?

I jawab " Tragedi Monyet Menyerang"

Disambut gelak tawa oleh roomateku. Cess..

Dan wahai adik freshie,
saya pun manusia biasa.
Muka memang nampak garang, tapi garang-garang pun...
The Monyets masih kejar. See.. monyet memang takde double standards :D

Tammat

Turn back time

Senyum ke sengih ni?

Usaha Tangga Kejayaan

Terus melangkah..bukan tempat untuk berhentikan langkahku
Usai sudah semua berlalu...

Cik Coach menaiki tangga dengan kasut yang selesa dan lembut :D

"Standing In The Eyes Of The World"

Pahit getir hidup...
dan pengorbanan
Terpaksa dihadapi,
demi kejayaan
Terdidik sejak mula,
tabah berusaha
Tanpa cuba melangkah,
tak kemana
Di mana kau berada
Pencapaian tak tiba dengan mudah

Kini "Standing In The Eyes Of The World"
Hanyalah selangkah dari nyata
Keazaman membara dijiwa
Menanti saat bebas merdeka
Tiba masa kau melangkah gagah
Bersemangat ke arah matlamat sedaya upaya
Engkau terunggul
Wajar "Standing In The Eyes Of The World"

Harapan yang pernah terkulai layu
Kembali segar mekar bawah bayanganmu
Setiap manusia ingin berjaya
Namun tak semua miliki tuah
Engkau menghampirinya
Kesempatan telah pun tiba...

P/s: saya tak nak jadi politician!

Student dan sesuatu

Cik Coach busy tapi bila pekena air jagung untuk Cik Z dan Cik El,
Saya Cik Coach tentunya Coffee-O [ Kopi O sudah],
Terus begini mukanya... Sengih-sengih.. dan magic kot.. terus bersinar-sinar sambil buat sesuatu kerja. Lepas itu menyesal sakit kaki sebab pakai tumit tinggi atau nama Jepun...
Kasuto Tumito Tinggio

Cepat-cepat tanggal kasut dan duduk disebelah handbag Cik Coach.
Arghh... Lega... :)

Alahai anak-anak angkat

Rasa berhutang pada awak
Janji tetap janji
dan jika awak rasa pilhan ini kurang memuaskan...
Awak kena pilih sendiri untuk watak hikayats itu.
Hamka & Humaira.
Maveles...

Mr Ralph Lauren & Puan Miu Miu

1 New Message:

Salam, ayah dah credit RM***. Study rajin-rajin and be anak solehah .I love you.

I love you too, Ayah a.k.a Mr Ralph Lauren.

InsyaAllah.

This morning, Mama Called from Kuching, Sarawak.

"Ma, selamat hari raya." Senyum-senyum Cik Coach.

"Haaa? *Mama Gelak* Pergi Batu Caves tak?"

Cet, Cik Coach kena balik. Memang tak boleh nak kalahkan Puan Miu Miu ni bab-bab sakat orang.

Uwaaa~ baliklah cepat Mama dan sisters2 ku, jangan lupa beli buah tangan untuk Cik Coach disini.
Kek Lapis Sarawak, Kain Sarawak. Orang Sarawak tak nak sebab Lady LV dah bwk balik. Weeeeee~ Lady L.V suka la tu :D

Heee...Heee

Bosan di Hari Raya Deepavali

1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?
Being super extremely busy, i think.

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
Yes and yes.

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Yeah! This upcoming March, InsyaAllah. Can't wait for you, sweetie.

4. First name of your significant other/crush
Pierce... I heart you baby! Alalala.. Abg Bond!

5. What countries did you visit?
So far, Singapore, Thailand, India. InsyaAllah next year will be Aussie pulak kot :) sape maw ikut.. Hahaha.. berangan!

6. Your screne name/nickname
Anna Banana

7. Your first job
Cashier.

8. Your dream job
Lawyer @ home but still earn $.

9. One bad habit that you have
Coffee lover and i need rehab. ngeee..ngee

10. What was the best thing you bought?
handbags...

11. Where did most of your money go?
Food and good books.

12. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
To meet Mr Ralph Lauren and say I love you too.

13. Compared to this time last year, are you:a) happier or sadder? happier

14. What do you wish you’d done more of?
Exercise. Hahaha..

15. Favourite TV shows
Martha Stewart and CSI whatever cities.

16. What was the best book you read? i don't do reading. :D

17. What did you want and get?
Right now? Coffee please

18. What did you want and not get?
Coffee?

19. What kept you sane?
Allah s.w.t, family, good friends, food and books. Oh! and coffee :)

20. Who did you miss?
Honestly, Mr Ralph Lauren,my family in Ampang & Damansara, my atok and BFFs F,H,S and etc.

Tag Lady L.V,Cik Z, Cik Farah,Cik Wan, Cik Becky, Enche' ASbinJ,Enche' T, dan sebagainya.
TQ sbb tag Cik Coach ye, ehem..ehem...

An email from him

Ini adalah rekaan Cik Coach semata-mata. :D

To: cikcoach@gmail.com

From: im-im@mummy'sbloatedtummy.com
Subject: First email

Dear Auntie Coach, Assalammualaikum.Hi! Im-im here. Just wanna let you know... please buy me lotsa cutie-patotie baby jumpsuits. I want to meet Abang Umar (a.k.a anak Jipoon), mummy, daddy, mimi and mbah, atok and wan mama, Pak long Sharil, Mak Long Is, Uncle Aj, Auntie Iq, Auntie D and also Auntie Coach. Need to be handsome for this upcoming March.

Lotsa love,
Im-Im I. S.

Reply

To: im-im@mummy'sbloatedtummy.com
From: cikcoach@gmail.com
Subject: Re:First email

Wsalam, Im-im.
I'm glad that you know how to send an email.
Trust me, we can't wait to see you as well.

I already bought you a jumpsuit.
Dont forget to poo everytime your mummy is insanely mad at me.
Haha.. promise?
I love you, sweetie.


Love you once and always,
Auntie Coach~